MOVIES10/10
Donnie Darko (Rewatch, 2001, Richard Kelly, 35mm, Clay) -
9.5Donnie Darko has visions of a large rabbit, and is fascinated by time travel, and a plane engine from the future falls on his bed, but he escapes death because he’s sleepwalking. It’s a really fucking great high school movie, dealing with darker themes, and it’s also pretty hilarious. High school, time travel, dark comedy, death, grade-school talent shows, and Patrick Swayze are all things that I’m pretty in love with in film, and this combines all of those things, plus it’s even got some pedophilia thrown in for good measure. Amazing.
This was the Original Theatrical Cut, by the way, not the lame Director’s Cut. I don’t even remember what all the changes were in the Director’s Cut, just that none of them worked.
10/14
Toy Story (Rewatch, 1995, John Lasseter, Disney Digital 3D, Castro) -
9.0A child’s toys come to life when he’s not around, and he gets a new toy named Buzz Lightyear who doesn’t know he’s a toy, and he becomes the new favorite. Really charming and funny, and with some dark stuff, like the toy-torturing neighbor. An original and great story told perfectly.
Toy Story 2 (Rewatch, 1999, John Lasseter, Lee Unkrich, Ash Brannon, Disney Digital 3D, Castro) -
9.0Woody is stolen by some fat guy who owns a toy store, who wants to sell him to the Japanese, and while Woody gets in touch with his roots, the other toys go on an adventure to rescue him. Another wholly unique story, that’s fun, touching, and charming. Great fucking movies.
The 3D, unfortunately, added nothing. Most of the modern 3D is focused more on adding depth than just having shit fly out at you, which I find perfectly satisfying, as it makes it feel less like a gimmick, and more like the future of cinema. But the Toy Story double feature hardly even did that, so although it was nice to see the movies again in the theater, it was completely pointless to be wearing the glasses.
10/15
Whatever Works (2009, Woody Allen, 35mm, Red Vic) -
8.5Larry David is a neurotic misanthrope who takes in a young runaway (Evan Rachel Wood) from Mississippi, and teaches her his angry ideas about life, and she develops a crush on him that leads to marriage, and eventually her parents track her down, and make discoveries about themselves while in New York. Allen does an impressive job making the love story between two people of radically different ages (something that grosses me out) actually feel natural, and as if they truly had something vital to offer one another. And when the girl inevitably finds someone her own age who is obviously more appropriate for her, I kind of hated him and didn’t want it to work out. Larry David’s character is an asshole, but always funny and likable, and Evan Rachel Wood, who I’ve always liked but was never overly impressed with, is fucking adorable and amazing. One of my favorite Woody Allen movies.
Whip It (2009, Drew Barrymore, 35mm, Vogue) -
9.5Ellen Page lives in a small-town in Texas, kind of near Austin (the city, not me) and her mom wants her to be a beauty queen, but she wants to be a roller-derby star. It tackles a lot of issues involving her parents, her best friend, a new boyfriend, and of course, self-discovery, and aside from the misguided love story with an unlikable boy and a disgusting sex scene in a pool, everything is fucking awesome and perfectly done.
Sometimes with a movie as fun as this one, I get really upset when things start to go wrong. Here, she ends up having a falling out with everyone she loves all at once, and I find myself wishing it could just remain upbeat through the whole movie. But then, with each resolution to her problems, I get all choked up and ecstatic, and I realize it was completely fucking worth the frustration, and I love the movie so much more because of it.
The roller derby scenes look rough and painful, and are suitably fun to watch. The performances are also flawless. Ellen Page makes a perfect lead, and I was especially charmed by her friendship with the eternally charming Alia Shawkat. Marcia Gay Harden, Daniel Stern, Juliette Lewis, Andrew Wilson, and Kristen Wiig are all fucking great as well. Drew Barrymore, already one of my favorite actresses (she has a bit part as well, and is excellent), has made a true classic in the Sports genre, and has proven herself a very promising director (but seriously, leave the pool-sex scenes to Verhoeven).
10/18
Black Book (2007, Paul Verhoeven, Blu-ray) -
8.0A Jewish woman joins a small resistance group during World War II, and goes undercover with Nazis to find out what they’re up to. An excellent thriller that, in the last third, starts to feel like first season 24, where there’s countless reveals of betrayal, and you can’t trust what side anyone is on. Fucking great.
10/19
Night of the Living Dead (1990, Tom Savini, DVD) -
8.0A few people are trapped inside a house, and there are zombies outside, and some of the people inside the house don’t get along with each other. This was an excellent update from the original, with a much better pace, and a little more gore. And it was nice to see the Barbara character actually being fucking useful.
TV10/16
Tales from the Crypt Season 1 (Joel Silver, David Giler, Walter Hill, Richard Donner, Robert Zemeckis, DVD) -
10.0Six thirty-minute horror tales bookended by The Cryptkeeper, and directed by some awesome directors, and starring some awesome actors. Every single episode in this first season was perfect and amazing. My favorite episodes were all of them.